Anonymous asked: Howard? How are you? Has somethingbad happened in Real life to you? Is there anything I can do?

fatherofinnovention:

Nah, nothing bad. I haven’t been stolen by Hydra impostors or any lunatic deities, just my future kid and the dame he’s chasing after.

If you really want to help me out, do me a favor and get me a time machine…

“Stolen” really isn’t the word I’d use, considering nobody who isn’t either out of his mind or a vegetable would let his old man crash on his couch while he’s snowed in with his new girlfriend.

So sad. So awkward.

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