ruein asked:
Let's say hypothetically I have friend who lives under the sea, who is my best non-human friend, but hasn't been on tumblr for a long time. Is there any way I can make sure my bestest non-human friend isn't dead?
Let’s say, hypothetically, that you drop your friend a submission telling him a certain god of thunder wants to know if that clamshell bikini ever chafes his nipples.
Hypothetically, if he’s alive, that might get his attention.
