February 2012
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I meant the other kind of web-- oh alright:... →
sensesofjustice:
notiron:
gowebgo:
Challenge accepted, then. I will totally get a picture of you smiling.
So…what? You’re gonna dangle outside the guy’s window with a camera? Because that’s the mental picture I’m getting from this.
I believe the hard part would be trying to mask his presence from me and not trying to get me to smile.
#The musk of Old Spice would give him away.
Now I...
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I meant the other kind of web-- oh alright:... →
gowebgo:
sensesofjustice:
gowebgo:
sensesofjustice:
gowebgo:
sensesofjustice:
#I DON’T KNOW IF HE IS KIDDING OR NOT
You do not think I am capable of humor, Spider-man?
I’m sure you can be funny, bro. I just never know when you mean to be.
I’ve only seen you smile once, and I think it was really just you sneezing.
Why don’t you take a picture of me smiling? Send it to the Daily...
notiron liked your post: I would just like to take...
ladyoflate:
-Loki hate solidarity fistbump-
Yeah, I’ll bump to that.
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January 2012
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Doing the Impossible.: notiron: Even with his... →
fatherofinnovention:
notiron:
Even with his creepily time-displaced dad crashing on his couch, Tony’s managed to avoid spending a lot of time around Howard Stark this past month. With 11,000 square feet of mansion to put between them—not to mention a mutual reluctance to acknowledge each other’s right to exist—it isn’t that hard.
So there’s really no surprise that when they finally meet up to...
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ladyoflate asked: Is it okay if my new name for you is Tony Snark?
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Even with his creepily time-displaced dad crashing on his couch, Tony’s managed to avoid spending a lot of time around Howard Stark this past month. With 11,000 square feet of mansion to put between them—not to mention a mutual reluctance to acknowledge each other’s right to exist—it isn’t that hard.
So there’s really no surprise that when they finally meet up...
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Anonymous asked: Howard? How are you? Has...
fatherofinnovention:
Nah, nothing bad. I haven’t been stolen by Hydra impostors or any lunatic deities, just my future kid and the dame he’s chasing after.
If you really want to help me out, do me a favor and get me a time machine…
“Stolen” really isn’t the word I’d use, considering nobody who isn’t either out of his mind or a vegetable would let his old man...
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ladyoflate asked: Favorite scotch, then. (I was not the anon)
Anonymous asked: What's your favorite beer? What's your favorite mixed drink?
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keeper-of-the-cheese replied to your post: I know it’s a little late to ring in the new…
…And what exactly wouldn’t you do? I’m trying to think of something… Anything… At all…
There’s a list.
It may be a short one, but it exists. Trust me.
I know it's a little late to ring in the new...
But if I’d been lucid enough to touch this blog last night, it would’ve been a wasted post anyway.
…Wasted as in not worth the effort, and not just because I was.
Hope you guys had a good one.
And I hope you didn’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
December 2011
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Miss Pepper Potts, at your service.: Dear Tony, →
yesmrstark:
Merry Christmas!
This past year has been trying in many ways, most of which ended with terrible headaches, long nights in the office and many glasses of wine.
I’m still not used to the idea of you running around and putting yourself in danger all the time, but I’m starting to understand that it’s something you really need to do and I am very proud of you and the other avengers, you...
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fenharel:
I’m sure you do. Staying safe, I hope?
“Safe”, for me, is kind of a relative state of being. Ask Pepper.
I’m not in any immediate mortal peril, if that’s what you mean.
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Doing the Impossible.: idginator:... →
fatherofinnovention:
idginator:
fatherofinnovention:
yesmrstark:
fatherofinnovention:
So if we’re all in danger of being snuffed out in the dark by creatures straight out of a child’s storybook, I’m guessing I should probably find a safer place to sleep.
Someplace with more than one lock on the door.
Not that I’m not confident in my ability to keep myself alive, of course.
If you...
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Tony, please come home. Your father is flirting...
yesmrstark:
notiron:
No, it’s okay. Because I trust you to do the right thing and not instigate some kind of horrible time paradox where my girlfriend turns out to be my mother.
Tony, that’s terrible to even think about.
Where have you been anyways? You’ve missed a lot of excitement. Talk of Thor and Loki running for office, and now the Casket of Winters seems to be in the hands on evil...
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Tony, please come home. Your father is flirting...
No, it’s okay. Because I trust you to do the right thing and not instigate some kind of horrible time paradox where my girlfriend turns out to be my mother.
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xenomorphine asked: You should have Tony make a...
number1odinson:
An excellent idea. I will ask him as soon as possible. I’m sure that as long as he isn’t actively involved in things, Pepper will not object.
too much…
You don’t know Pepper, clearly.
That’s a “yes” from me, incidentally.
Iron Man with Snowman Statue
shrimpwonder:
notiron:
fuckyeahmarvelstuff:
What.
I bet you make the best snowmen, Tony.
“Best” is an understatement.
I build snowmen that build snowmen.
Iron Man with Snowman Statue
fuckyeahmarvelstuff:
What.
Marvel Kitchen/Dishware Type Things
fuckyeahmarvelstuff:
Ice Cube Tray
Coasters
Shot Glass Set with Caddy
…Wait. Wait. You’re telling me they made superhero-themed shot glasses and nobody leapt at the opportunity to take a dump on me?
Honestly. What’s the world coming to.
November 2011
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ruein asked: Let's say hypothetically I have friend who lives under the sea, who is my best non-human friend, but hasn't been on tumblr for a long time. Is there any way I can make sure my bestest non-human friend isn't dead?
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Access by popular demand. →
It's come to my attention
That there’s a blog dedicated solely to images of yours truly broken, bleeding, and generally miserable.
Awkward.
Revoltech Iron Man MK II
dudicus-maximus:
Release date: February 2012, 3500 yen
The Arc Reactor lights up! And he’s shiny as fuck!
*The above may not be a direct translation.
Yep, a light-up gimmick on a Revoltech.
I don’t know shit about Iron Man, so here’s pictures.
Dat RDJ head.
In case you couldn’t tell? No. This is not the real thing.
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Reblog if your followers can ask you for advice.
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http://gnomeseason.tumblr.com/post/13130507527/me-d... →
gnomeseason:
Me: Does Tony Stark just own a lot of shirts designed to show off that he has a nuclear reactor where his heart should be? Roma: I think he cuts them that way. Me: To keep the other avengers from borrowing his clothes? Me: “Tony, all your shirts have holes in them.” Me: “Precisely.”
Here’s the thing: when I first started out, I was looking for clean...
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