fatherofinnovention:

notiron:

So. Think anybody’ll notice we’re not coming home in the same ride we rolled out in?

Not if you avoid heading home to Miss Potts and pull up at S.H.I.E.L.D.’s base instead.

#Consider that an invitation.

Sleepover? Done.

I’ll bring the party. You just make sure the front door’s unlocked.




So. Think anybody’ll notice we’re not coming home in the same ride we rolled out in?




hellyeahitstheavengers:

Iron Mann 3 Concept Art

hellyeahitstheavengers:

Iron Mann 3 Concept Art

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fatherofinnovention:

notiron:

fatherofinnovention:

What the hell an hthoy.

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

Okay but get some first

i have a Feelingth at I know what that prase means . stop it already you,re creepin g me the hell out; I dont want you hinkng about what i do in provate pal

Thinking about and encouraging are two different things jsyk




fatherofinnovention:

notiron:

hermione-ganja replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort…

I might get smacked for suggesting this, but there are various ‘devices’ that can be purchased… or constructed using a rubber glove, a tube sock, and some vaseline…

Now I thi nk we’re just taking the otrignal comment a bit too literally

 

What the hell an hthoy.

A few bottlces Of tequila and this is wheere the conversatnom heads? You both are n for it when I soberer up„

Okay but get some first




falconrune replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort…

Are… are you okay, Tony?

Apart from a very slight lack of coordination tonight? I’m fantastic.

 



hermione-ganja replied to your post: aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort…

I might get smacked for suggesting this, but there are various ‘devices’ that can be purchased… or constructed using a rubber glove, a tube sock, and some vaseline…

Now I thi nk we’re just taking the otrignal comment a bit too literally

 



aforaffort replied to your post: aforaffort answered your question: Just to check…

There are also more permanent and minimally-invasive surgical options if you can’t manage to keep condoms in your wallets.

Untilw e’re absolutely sure whats going on with m y dad and the space time continuum, Id’ rather not chance erasing myselff frp, history with a pair aof scissors.